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Sunday, August 5, 2012

Weekly Pip-Beard Post: Realist/Absurdist Jokes

This is Ben -- these jokes are just an odd little concept I came up with at one point, I'm a big fan of absurdity and earnest lunacy.  If you have ideas for more, please share them!

What time was it when the elephant sat on the clock?
6:43 am, Greenwich Mean Time.

How many kings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A book never written: "The Day the Chickens Moped" by Isaac McAdams.

What's the different between George W. Bush and a flower?
A flower has brightly-colored petals which help to attract bees.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robert who?
Robert Michaelson-Brown.

1 comment:

Katia said...

I don't even know if I understood these, or if there was anything to even understand at all, but I definitely giggled regardless! :P


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