This is Ben -- these jokes are just an odd little concept I came up with at one point, I'm a big fan of absurdity and earnest lunacy. If you have ideas for more, please share them!
What time was it when the elephant sat on the clock?
6:43 am, Greenwich Mean Time.
How many kings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A book never written: "The Day the Chickens Moped" by Isaac McAdams.
What's the different between George W. Bush and a flower?
A flower has brightly-colored petals which help to attract bees.